Showing posts with label loch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loch. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Stretch

Got a deadline? Feeling like you'll never reach the end of something? Well, maybe what you need is a good old dose of nonsense to enlighten your poor soul.

You can also read the following facts:

It doesn't eat people directly. Instead, it feeds from their screams. Now, they don't have to be screams of fear, but those are the easiest for it to harvest, thanks to its special skill. It'll loch you. What's that? Yes, loch you. It'll make you make no sense. Does an inside-out skull or buttock make no sense? Then he can do it to you. Does a finger with eyelashes make no sense? You'll have twenty of them in no time. When you or your friends scream at the sight, he'll get fat and go away.

And you'll still make no sense.

Loch Nits Monster